“‘My ship doesn’t do anything unless it’s told to do something!’” The ice cream parlor worker has one line about the president making peace with giant spiders.Įpisode 7: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Women: Summer, Beth, Pseudo Beth, Jessica Ruling: F Summary: Beth’s storyline is all about her marriage, which means most of her conversations are either with or about Jerry. The ship had a female voice, but it’s ultimately a slave to programming. ‘You’re going to be okay! You will come back as babies!’”Įpisode 6: The Ricks Must Be Crazy Women: Summer, Ice cream parlor worker Ruling: F Summary: Summer spends the entire episode trapped in the ship whilst Rick and Morty adventure. “‘Please don’t do this, please don’t do this! Summer!’ “‘Taco time! I hope it pleases you as the head desires.’ You gave me life, and it’s the will of the many heads that all children honor their parents.’ “‘Mom, do you mind if I cook dinner tonight?’
“‘Is it god? if it’s god, do we get out of school?’ Examples: Passes based on several conversations between Summer and Beth, mostly about dinner. ‘It’s not- don’t overreact, I can clean it up.’Įpisode 5: Get Schwifty Women: Summer, Beth, Tammy Ruling: P Summary: Summer and Beth get caught up in a religious frenzy as giant heads threaten to destroy the earth. ‘I’m gonna have a bruise! It’s picture day!’ ‘Oh my gosh, sweetheart, are you okay? I didn’t mean to-’ Hits Summer in the eye with a wine bottle. There’s also the picture day scene (with no men!). ‘Uh, roller coasters aren’t bad, Mrs Refrigerator, they’re thrilling, and you’ve been a perfect companion to me my entire life!’” “‘Everyone has bad memories of me! Remember that one time? Ooh, man, we couldn’t stop screaming.’ Examples: Passes mainly based on a conversation between Summer and Beth, but Mrs Refrigerator gets in a few lines as well. Summer and Beth fight for their lives and sanity using hulking rifles.
“I think Unity is great, and you’re a horrible influence on it.” But I’d like to point out that even if we counted female avatars, this episode would still fail.Įpisode 4: Total Rickall Women: Beth, Summer, Mrs Refrigerator, Tinkles Ruling: P+ (a scene with no men in it at all!) Summary: Mrs Refrigerator and Tinkles are both memory rearranging parasites. Unity is a genderless hive mind entity, and does not qualify for our purposes. This episode, to be clear, also features Unity. Beth fights with Jerry over her relationship with Rick, who is not present for this subplot. Summer has a fine outing, spouting the virtues of freedom until getting caught in the middle of a race war, and, eventually, praying to Dorothy from the wizard of oz to take her home. None of the female characters are named.Įpisode 3: Autoerotic Assimilation Women: Summer, Unity fleer Ruling: F Summary: Unity fleer gets sci-fied pretty early on, which is why she remains nameless. The Jerryboree attendant, like any good daycare employee, creates a nurturing environment for her charges.
‘As a vet, I’m sure you know that a deer is closer to a horse than you are to a doctor, so let’s save the measuring for when our dicks are out, it’s time to save a life!’”Įpisode 2: Mortynight Run Women: Roy’s mother, Roy’s wife, Jerryboree attendant Ruling: F Summary: Roy’s mother and wife are background characters in an immersive video game experience. ‘That’s my nurse, and as a horse surgeon, I’m sure that you know that deer have smaller, much more intricate organs.’ ‘I’m a certified horse surgeon, and this deer needs medical attention.
Examples: Passes based on an aggressive conversation between Beth and the doctor. Beth’s pride gets tested when she tries to save a life, bringing her into conflict with the unnamed doctor. Short Answer: 3/10, F Long Answer: Episode 1: A Rickle in Time Women: Summer, Beth, unnamed doctor Ruling: P- (unnamed female) Summary: Summer is sucked into a Rick and Morty adventure in time.
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